Getting Things Into Perspective....

Now, I don't mean to offend anyone (much) but are you not as surprised as I am, to learn that these, um, items are now available in different sizes?

Someone actually phoned me today to ask if I sold them in King Size! (I was tempted to ask if he wanted to wear them or smoke the bloomin' things.....)

Anyway, at my pharmacy, I only stock 'large', because let's face it......there's not a man on the planet who'd own up to needing 'small'......