Epic mum FAIL.

Step one: Take your children to a swimming pool, ie somewhere wet, AND FORGET TOWELS.

Step two: Dry your children with their school uniforms (some items are more absorbent than others, Zara leggings not, Debenhams polo shirts yes).

Step three: congratulate yourself on at least having remembered their nighttime onesies so that they don't have to put on wet school uniforms.

Step four: retract self congratulatory moment when you realise that you've brought the little little one the wrong onesie and she starts weeping loudly because it's 'too big' and she looks 'fat' (WTF?!?! She's 6?!?)

Go home. Buy pizza. Drink wine. Remember you've got work to do.

Sulk.