The Haul

My Dear Fellow,

I have been 47 for a week now. I'm not feeling any noticeable difference except a sudden urge to buy the Daily Mail and to blame immigrants for everything.

Damn immigrants.

You know I'm joking. So this is my haul of stuff that I actually received last week. Well, nearly. The yearly cheque from my dad isn't in there - bless his heart. Also the good vibes and nice feelings aren't in the picture. 

But - well - you know.

El Parsones