Triage

Roger, my coffee machine, gave up the ghost yesterday. Dropped him off at a rather spic service centre today.

He immediately went into "triage". This includes the two computer screens, one is for the client to watch the analysis! This told me after eight faithful years of 2,588 coffees it was time for some TLC. It was also 2,588 coffees since the last "intervention", which can only be a fang-dangled word for "service".

The fishbowl like workshop is behind the glass, where a few guys were industriously working on disembowelled machines.

All going well Roger will be home late next week!