Subtitles

"If you were a good son, you would bring your father a coffee after dinner."
"If you were a good father, you wouldn't have dragged me along when I was seven,as you sought justice against the Czech hooligan on the bus."
"If you were a good son you would realize that evil in the world must be attended to, and still bring me a coffee.
"I am a good son and here is your coffee, with cream, but don't count on me to beat up any hooligans for you."
"Fair enough."