Getting a haircut

Our neighbour is trying to get some additional light into his garden. We do disappear into heavy shade in the summer months.

I read this in last weekend's paper and it amused me.
'A mate of mine has two tickets for the Euro 2016 final but he didn't realise when he bought them that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church in Cambridge. Her name's Louise.'