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It's a terrible thing being on a permanent diet.

It gets to the stage when you get so hungry you'll do anything to get a chewy.

I stole this one off Little Ern, and I belted upstairs to safety with it firmly trapped between my chops.

Then do you know what happened?

SHE tried to take it off me.  Yes, she did.

NO, I said.  You're not having it.  It's mine, all mine I say!  And I did chew it as hard as I possibly could.

And I can tell you it's possibly the tastiest chewy I have ever had in my life.  It's all gone now, because I did eat it all up. (burp). 

Oops, sorry, that's not very ladylike is it!