Worst picture ever?

How to get it wrong.
1. Sit on the wrong side of the room so that the person you want in your picture is hidden behind a bloody big silver cup
2. Get the speed wrong so hand becomes a blurred wing
3. Make a chandelier pop out of the top of your subject's head
4. Get a bright blob of reflected light off the metal cup
5. Have a pretty shoddy overall quality

Any more to add????

This should have been a lovely photo of a special moment. The draw for the Henley Royal Regatta where Sir Steve Redgrave pulled the names of crews out of the cup and the eagerly assembled room full of young athletes learned who their opponents will be next week. There were sighs of relief from those not being drawn against the favorites in the first round, and groans of despair from others who had a tough draw.

Tom will race in the Fawley Challenge Cup against 23 other schoolboy crews. 60 entered but only 24 qualified for places. Luckily Tom's crew were seeded so don't race in the first round.