Park Benched

You know the world's going to hell when you take a pleasant afternoon stroll and find 5-year-old vagrants reclining on the park benches. This guy - he calls himself Cam - was tired after playing soccer all day, the bench looked comfortable, and was just the place to spend the night.

"Bring me my breakfast in the morning . . . no black pudding, please."

"No problem, Cam, just leave a little space on your bench for the night critters that sleep on it, won't you?"

"Night critters??!! I think I feel fine. Wait! Don't leave me here!"