The peculiar tale of the fart in the hallway

What you witness here is the after shocks of an event, etched so deeply in my mind that i am forever going to have flashbacks.

What had been a glorious afternoon was tainted by an abomination so awful the effects where felt throughout the close community. (Of the nine people in situ)

TWW decided that a shot should be created where by she was laying on the floor with mini-brucie (see extra for explanation)  between her legs.

As mini- brucie settled herself; head poised on TTW's mim-mim, TTW had a momentary loss of control. (By order of the peaky blinders)

The vibrations from that lack of control caused mini-brucie's head to bounce from it's nesting place ... And the realisation of what had caused the vibration  made her scramble for safety and some hand sanitiser.

TTW meanwhile was sniggering helplessly on the floor and began to scramble across trying to lever herself up from the floor before another involuntary expulsion meant we'd have to get the wet wipes out.

Standing as I was, above the scene I was able to watch and capture the moment for posterity; despite shaking like a loon from laughing (nearly having an involuntary expulsion myself).  

All in all, this was another wonderful day, where good friends, honest chat, and lashings of ginger beer made for lasting memories, of sunshine and rainbow hued flying unicorn kittens coming together to tell me that the best way of life is the right and true way of life!  - am i right - you be the judge of that ladies!

see what i did there :)