Formidable!

Would you mind opening the boot of your vehicle? The customs man stood with his colleague as I slowly extricated myself from the seat that had been my home for the past few hours...

Formidable!!! He exclaimed, as I grabbed the box of chocolate biscuits atop the cases. These are mine, I explained. It's the wife that drinks. Drinks? He responded. Swims, Monseuir, she swims!

Well. Before we know it we will be back to two bottles and a hundred fags. And o don't even smoke! Bloody Brexit. ;-)