The Lawn

I think it might be time to cut the grass said Dave

Oh yes so it is said I

What' are you going to do about it said Dave

I'm going to give you a pair of scissors so you can do the job for me I said

No you can't said Dave - you said that I wasn't allowed to touch a pair of scissors since that incident with the curtains last week..............

mmmmmm - you have a point - I'll get a goat