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You know that story about the guy cutting a little piece off a table leg to stop it wobbling? 

I had a little hole in my tyre, so I bought a new one.  Because it was raining I decided to do some by maintenance in the porch while watching sports.  The tyre went fine, the shortening of the chain went fine (I've no idea why they made it so long), but then I decided to replace that saddle at last.  That went fine too, but when I tried it out I realised that because of the shape of the saddle, it was now too high, and then the screw broke when I was trying to loosen it, so now I have no bike at all.  Should have stopped with the tyre.   

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