GIANT KITTY!
Yes! Quake with fear you tiny fools!
For it is I! GIANT KITTY!
I have come to lay waste to your so-called "civilisation"!
I shall crush your houses with my mighty paws!
I shall brush aside your tanks and your planes! They are mere geegaws to GIANT KITTY!
Worship me! Feed me a mountain of tuna! And a reasonably-sized bowl of cat-biscuits! Do as I command or you will know the wrath of GIANT KITTY!
I will reduce your puny homes to rubble! I shall turn your cities into my non-clumping, odour-control litterbox!
I AM GIANT KITTY! HEAR ME ROAR!
Meow!
p.s. Not really. This is all a very clever camera trick. I could explain how I achieved this special effect but it is very technical and would ruin the magic.
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