Watermelon fail

I'm not sure how I managed to make such a mess just cutting a watermelon up. It looks like I did it with my eyes closed. And there was watermelon juice (or just water I suppose) everywhere. It's a good one though, not too many seeds and very watery so not much chewing required which is good because I'm still in horrid dental pain. Actually it's more cheekbone and eye socket pain but I know it's coming from my jaw. But it might be better when I wake up tomorrow!