Who?

Good question Graham (Norton) Jonathan
(Ross)  Alan (Carr)  Alex (Jones)  Matt (Baker).

Not George Clooney -
unless the make-up department
can make him look a little more handsome.

Yes, I know,
very funny. I am, as you say, extremely witty.

Not Russell Crowe
(too macho).

Not Hugh Grant
(too posh for what I’d want).

Alan Rickman
(too late for that man, unfortunately).

Robin Williams
(too late too, and too hairy).

I liked Kevin Spacey
in American Beauty.

Think he could do a Lincolnshire,
East Yorkshire, Mancunian Welsh accent?

But what about you (Mr Miss Ms Mrs Blipper)

Who would you want to play you
in the Movie of your life?