Stottie Cyek…...

……(no, that's not a typo, that's how you say it!) and the rest of the ingredients for a 'Leek and Bacon Geordie Pizza' (home delivery via express whippet is extra outside a three mile radius)….they make a great pizza base for those days when you can't-be-arsed to make a real one…..er, like today ;-) 
Stottie Cake…..today's word/phrase in the larnyerselgeordie mini-series

I'm in the recovery position after a frenetic Make, Do and Mend session at the library…….so please, whatever you do, DON'T mention anything to do with skirts…...