Portrait of a Lady

The ever charming Mrs Gooner McGooner - the nickname may have to be changed; Man City are rumoured to have put in a £20m bid! - adopts the traditional "bugger off; I'm pretending to be asleep" pose.

Personally, I prefer the "Anthrax/Metallica/Maiden wall of noise" as a means of acquiring inner peace and tranquility. Each to his/her own!

And as a sincere form of praise, the portrait is now installed as the "lock screen" on her phone...