Maud does Betjeman

Miss M. Stinky Bum Miss M.Stinky Bum,
Furnish’d and burnish’d by Cornwall's Rock sun,
What strenuous frisbee we played before tea,
We in a completion – you against sea!

High catching , low catching, oh! weakness and joy,
The speed of a swallow, the grace of a buoy,
With carefullest carelessness, speedy you won,
I am weak from your loveliness, Maud Stinky Bum.