One cal per mL

The boss gave me this on the way the the Caps game, (we beat RSL  2-0 btw.) At 300 cals for the bottle, I thought it should be better. For me, it tasted more like Rolo than Caramilk. I suppose they're working on the premise that if you see it's called Caramilk,. the brain will make it taste like that. 

I guess I don't have a brain. 

Ah well. Until tomorrow....