Welcome to Absurdistan!

By MildlyOffensive

Strandräuber

Beachcomber







"I would say, at the beginning of this day, you had a 90% chance of getting pussy! I thought it going to rain pussy on you tonight." "Now it's more like 100% chance of me, like, jacking off..." "Yes, that is for sure, man!" - (Love, S1xE6)

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