Costa Del Seapoint

John and Mary, firm believers in the virtues of the Traditional Irish Sunbathing, kept a safe distance away from the droves of sun worshipers who displayed far too much flesh, barely covered by far too small colourful bikinis. 

Over there it was all heat, and lust, and filth and fornication. 

I was away on holidays. Abroad. Yep, it happens every five years. In the late 70s early 80s, I'd have subjected youze to a slideshow. 

The modern equivalent is the backblip, which starts here. 
The only difference is that I don't have you all cornered in room, making sure that you are not falling asleep...