Demonic Toys

This is a regular pick up/drop off point when I am in town without my car. It's in a Tesco understore car park.

Imagine the scene late at night. It's dark and silent.......except for the noise of the wind whistling through the car park.

Suddenly a quiet disembodied voice sings "Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat"
Then silence.
 I turn round to see the painted ever smiling faces staring at me.

......and that's why I always say to my wife "Pick me up at the creepy Postman Pat".