Fizz

By Fizz

My, my, my.......
Extreme levels of boredom reached tonight. Time for my once a year work handbag clear out. Empty contents onto bed, and here we go......

1 x newspaper
1 x umbrella
1 x apple
1 x packet of tissues
1 x pair of flat shoes
2 x packet of chewing gum (1 mint flavour, 1 strawberry and lime flavour)
1 x sunglasses
1 x pair of leather gloves
1 x passport
1 x bottle nail polish (red)
2 x lipsticks
1 x security pass
1 x work diary
1 x mp3 player
1 x face powder
2 x packets ciggarettes
1 x roll of sellotape
1 x pair of stockings
1 x packet of Christmas cards (probably from last year)
1 x dougal
1 x work camera
loose change = £5.22
1 x car keys
1 x calculator
1 x pencil
1 x fountain pen
1 x watch
2 x lighters
1 x hoop earring (been looking for that)
1 x pair of high heels
1 x A to Z
1 x mobile phone
2 x staplers (????)
2 x plasters (not used!)
1 x hand cream
1 x scissors
2 x biros
1 x glasses
1 x personal diary
1 x road map
3 x note books
1 x bulldog clip
1 x set of keys (I've no idea what they're for)
1 x nail file
1 x hairbrush
1 x box of matches
1 x eyeliner
1 x pencil
1 x drycleaning ticket
1 x broadband USB stick
Assorted receipts
12 x car park receipts (note to self, do expense claim for November)
1 x address book
3 x post it notes
1 x highlighter
1 x dangly earring (been looking for that one too)
1 x mirror
2 x hairbands
1 x lipgloss
1 x paperclip
4 x extra strong mints
1 x screwdriver (?????)
1 x blusher
2 x perfume
1 x chapstick
1 x packet of safety pins
another load of loose change = £2.76
1 x scratchcard (a winner!)
1 x USB lead
1 x blusher brush
1 x hands free adaptor

But no cuddly toy!

Do I really need all this? Apparently so. Thank god I only get bored enough to do this once a year.
At least I found those earrings I've been looking for.
I think I need a lie down now..............

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