The Great Omani

Enough of this pampered living. It goes against the grain. I pine for the errr fishing villages of the far north. Lissen up, I gotta pack. I've got to finish the three packets of ritz crackers we got up at Lulu's. There's a good 100cl of Aberlour still undrunk. I'm on it. The hotel earbuds to snaffle. We really brought a packet of M&S Almond Biscuits and we're taking them back? What was the Great Omani's chicken joke, you ask?
Must fly!