Bloody Pigeons!

Our neighbours have a bird table that they keep stocked with seed.
The down side of this is that pigeons drop seed all over the place, including our guttering - so we have wheat growing in it.  It's growing in a particularly inaccessible place so a ladder will be the only answer.  Only trouble is that I don't have one and Sarah isn't keen for me climbing ladders (that's because of falling off a few years ago when trying to taking down Christmas decorations...in July!)