GRAND DAY

I hope you all have a GRAND YORKSHIRE DAY 2016.Yorkshire welcomes all folk who are prepared to believe in the declaration written below. Outsiders can become Honorary Yorkshiremen   . . . for a large fee . . . hehe . . .
Take care all !

. . . "I, Riversider, being a resident of the North Riding of Yorkshire declare:
That Yorkshire is three Ridings and the City of York, with these Boundaries of 1138 years standing;
That the address of all places in these Ridings is Yorkshire;
That all persons born therein or resident therein and loyal to the Ridings are Yorkshiremen and women;
That any person or corporate body which deliberately ignores or denies the aforementioned shall forfeit all claim to Yorkshire status. These declarations made this Yorkshire Day 2016. God Save the Queen!” . . .