Pet snail

The best things in life are free!
Today has been one of those days where nothing goes to plan. Probably why I've never been put in charge of launching a space craft of setting up a Rolling Stones gig.
Took mum to a 10am hospital appointment. I hoped I'd be done and dusted by 10.30 and in work by 11. Got away from the hospital at noon. In work by 1pm. Got home and Billy mugged me for tonight's rugby. Liz stung me for some kind of beauty treatment and Alfie presented me with his new pet snail.