Treat

My colleague generously sent me a text message yesterday evening enquiringly whether today was a fasting day.

His answer to my own enquiry about the reason for the question made me quickly rearrange my plan to fast today.

"Wondered if you would like a home-made Portuguese style custard tart tomorrow?"

Duh!

I had a similar reaction to his statement this morning.

"There are two in there if you want them?"

Duh!