A confused genius

By Lez11

Bath races

This morning I got the bus from where my mate lives in Carterton, Oxford into Oxford city centre and I was amazed that the busses had leather seats and free wifi. You would never get on a bus in Birmingham or the black country with leather seats or wifi. Generally the only thing you get on a bus by me is high as all the kids are smoking weed on the back.

Before we got to bath races we had a few beers round Oxford and at bath which was really nice and relaxed. I took my brolly with me as id thought it would rain and when it did at race course I was happy as larry. Walking round Oxford and bath with a brolly made me look like an aristocrat, even though I'm from Tipton.

At bath races I won £33 off the first race, £17.50 off third race and £52 in the 6th race, I felt like a pig in s**t. My mate Dave had a couple of each ways but on the 7th race he had 2nd and 3rd. Unfortunatly he lost his tickets and he was gutted to say the least. Oh well, you win and you lose. I've had a great time at bath races with Dave and I can't wait until the next time.

I'm off round bath and oxford for a few more beers before I go to bed.

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