West and Best

Up at six.

Dash into work, dash back from work.

Handover.

Keep kids entertained, dash to shop, produce food.

Cook til piping hot, then blow 0n til barely warm.

Chuck them all in the bath.

Take direct hit in face from projectile vomit. Nice. Surprisingly unruffled.

Negotiate bedtime books.

Wash up.

Stop.

Blip.

Now what?