Tatoo you.

Went to see my sister-in-law today 'cos it's her xx birthday. (See, I can be discreet, but its Sunset strip less Legs)
Her No 1 & only son, my nephew who lives in Welshland was there, complete with the most wonderful illustration of the tales of Shaolin Monkey or The Monkey King. This is a mythical Eastern, principally Chinese, character who, for a variety of reasons was set the task of racing Buddha to the end of the earth. He thought he had won and proceeded to relieve himself against the trunk of one of 5 nearby trees, which turned out to be The Buddha's hand.
Strange story, which we had come across back in Yangshuo. Beautifully illustrated here. A very unselfish act, to have your back tatooed, as you can't see it!