An Average Man with an Average Life...

Ahz zits heer in mah hole an ah wahchez. 

Ah wahch  Dazeh across teh road. 

Ah wahch peeps cohmin an goinn

ah wahch motur cahhs burrrin

ah heers mah peepl cohmin 

ah moveh ouht an stans in road 2 says allo. 

ah haff 2 movehs cos tehy do shouts at meh