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The captain of Team Heron, seen here sulking in the weeds, has announced in a petulant fashion that the team will not compete if Team Squirrel is not brought under control, or even sanctioned.  It’s true that they’re causing some disruption at PNW Stadium, as evidenced by the picture in Extras.  The fishing star of Team Osprey, who is favored to win Gold, had nothing nice to say about Team Squirrel either as he surveyed the fishing venue from a treetop (probably wishing the squirrels would go snorkeling).
    
The Olympic Village kitchen staff was horrified at the extent of the damage to the peanut storage area and has now placed double locks on every area even remotely likely to appeal to a squirrel.