New wheels

What? What's wrong with it? The man at the used car showroom said it would be perfect, just what I needed. And, indeed, it is! Perfect for all of those tricky Dales lanes, I'm easily out of ditches I've parked in when out walking Hound, in fact if I'm feeling lazy I can simply stay on board and drive across the fields with Hound frolicking at my side.

True, it's no seven seater, but apparently I can attach a trailer so as to include the rest of the family. And it won't let me down, that's for sure, these mechanical donkeys go on forever!