AOG10 "Mac Burger," Flea weightlifter interred.

"Welcome to this saddest of all occurrences since the AOG games started folks, I'm Kim Kardashian reporting for Wide-Ass TV via our affiliate Wide-Buns associates. I'll hand you over to Simper Quietly our reporter at the scene."

"Hi Kim, we, that's me and my significant other Hunk Divine, are here at the funeral of UK Flea weightlifter Mac 'Big Mac' MacBurger of the Clan Mac. Tragedy struck when Mac was mistaken for one of those wonderful poppy seeds you get on bagels and was munched by Cotton Candy of the Team USA Arachnids. Mac's remains were interred this morning after a multi-faith and incredible multi-ethnic flea burial service. We were at graveside as the Reverend Silas Goeson quoted those famous words, "Ethel get the spray!" Back to you in your extra wide chair Kim......sob....."

"Get a grip Simper....my he is so involved.....in other news our extra image is a Police photograph of Whisper Softly, a night time performer here at the games. She wasn't an athlete but apparently did perform. Her remains will be returned to her parents, she leaves behind 400 eggs and various friends."