Something wicked this way comes.

You know when you're getting old when your reply to the Fair coming to town is "oh god" , with pictures of gangs of youths roaming in packs clutching bottles of Becks, swimming around your head.
The ferris wheel was erected in a bit under 24hrs which given it's size is impressive, but I would rather impale myself on a Krupps handblender than go up on it, being afraid of heights, and not knowing personally all the people that erected it.