WEIGH IN

Really . . . authentic railway scales for baggage and goods on a station platform . . . and Boro back in the Premier League tomorrow !
Not Really . . . an announcement from the Alternative Olympic Games Committee - AOG. Following an illegal move by the African Elephant Squad in packing their trunks to gain an advantage in the tug of war, all competitors will now be weighed three times on these official scales and be made to speak to Judge Grouse to ensure there is no fowl play. 
Hope you all have a grand weekend ahead !