A day at the cricket

The West Stand at Headingley on the Saturday of a Test Match is one of the most entertaining days out you can have. To my right were twenty Jimmy Savilles who performed a conga around the stand with another group of Savilles while the trumpet player behind us played and a chap to our left stood up and read out passges from "50 Shades Of Grey". You get the gist. And Kevin Pietersen got a century, by the way.