The story so far.

Obsessed doesn't quite cover it. But come off it, after 26 years of Dave's gaming, graphic novels (heaven forbid if I call them comics), mix tapes, vinyl, CD, DVD, books and gadget collections groaning over every shelf and surface and inside every cupboard surely there's room for my wee shoebox of treasure in the corner.

The day before the return to work. Pfft. I still can't believe millions of pounds haven't just appeared in my bank account to allow me to lounge and eat cake all day, every day. Maybe tomorrow.