AOG18 :: Historic 1st...

Today’s report comes from the Team Gee Bee official broadcasting corporation, the Bee Bee Sea. 

“The wonderful start to these Alternative Olympic Games has seen so many 1st for our team. This is a 1st in itself. History was made today when the 1st Bee to compete on a Thursday in resent AOG history arrived 1st to the starting blocks. He finished 1st from last, another 1st in the event for the team.

Elsewhere our smallest competitor ever to compete on the Sedum Mat in the Flowerbed Stadium, was 1st to fall through the flower head. She blamed the new nectar pouches designed for larger bees. Team Boss, Queenie ‘Bees Knees’ Bumbus was gobsmacked saying “This must be a 1st”.

Tomorrow we will be the 1st to report all the action from this historic games”

For those of you who have not been following the BBC’s Olympic reports I’m sure they would find a record or historic fact to explain why you haven’t. I do like the Beeb but does every act or movement need a record stat to go with it?


This is definitely not the 1st time I’ve used my Samsung S7 to snap a bee. ;o)