Back to life, back to reality

Spent most of the day doing loads of washing and clearing up to make way for J and R's washing when they return from their honeymoon any minute now.
But guess what? Their baggage has been left behind at Bogota! Goodness knows when they'll see it again. Hope they've got some spare stuff at home.
Found this bug thing in the kitchen. I think it's one of those harmless things that go around masquerading as a big butch stingy thing, but I don't really know. You can tell I'm not an entomological expert.