I don't feel good

why?
I DON'T LOOK GOOD.

Let me start off by saying me and Elise should not be allowed in public. People don't like us very much when we sing and do weird things in public. I arrived in DC and we went shopping in Georgetown. Every time I shop there I come to one conclusion. I need to marry up so I can expensively dress like a housewife/art teacher and live in a DC town house and manage an Anthropologie.. But I did buy one housewife dress on sale.
Then we went for Vietnamese food with a few of her friends. We were there a long time. I think those were marijuana noodles...
Then we went back and I slept on the guest couch. guest couch! GUEST IN THE GUEST COUCH!