Awaiting fish fingers

Our health centre has sent us a great big long questionnaire to fill in, in advance of the standard '27 month development assessment'.  It is seven pages long with a list of tasks that you have to ask your child to do and record the results.   Many of them we know the answers to already such as whether he can jump (yes) or point to seven body parts when prompted (yes) or pretend objects are something else during play (yes).  But for the ones where we have had to test or use specific wording, CyclopsJnr has been quite resistant.  "Can you get your book?"  "No."  "Can you put this toy on the table?"  "No."  Little liar.