Not As Described.

Was tempted by a special offer tub of M&S West Country Extra Thick Single Cream, and yielded to temptation when I saw the crucial claim 'spoonable'.

Clearly their definition of spoonable differs from mine, so when I came to piling it up on a Devon Scone I failed dismally.

So I poured it. And the scone is now invisible. And is about to be eaten.