Rude awakening...

I was woken at 8.30am by one of the local kids bouncing his ball outside. I really wanted to burst his ball but I managed to control myself mainly cause I wasn't dressed and actually someone made a valid point when I had a big whinge on bookface... we should congratulate him on being outside and not stuck in front of a computer! Good point, well presented.

Anyway... I poked my arse into gear and did a spring(!) clean. Took me all fucking day. I want a cleaner. However, now I'm clean too and I'm sat in my giant armchair, surveying my kingdom, eating an ice-cream and I have clean sheets on my bed! #winningatlife