It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

when I wore a younger man's clothes..

Billy Joel for Jess.
Today was a sweet suburban day. I arrived at suburbia around 12 and got dominos because you can order that in suburbia. It was dropped on the floor but we still had a bread bowl. Then we went to Starbucks for a really long time and Mike got free coffee. Then we went to get pizza for him and he got free pizza. Must be cool being that good looking. Then I banged my head on a wall accidentally which hurts now. We ran into Ashleigh's sister, Larissa. I was happy to see such a nice person get such a nice surprise. Then we picked up Brendina, a name that I apparently did not come up with and went to the park. Jess told me I should blip a person because it's lame to be with people all day and blip a landscape. She had a point. Then we talked about strange things. Then we decided to go to the diner. A very suburban thing to do. Then we decided to go to target. Jess got a maxi dress and I got a bungee chair... it's like a hammock for your butt that bounces. Then we went to Stop and Shop and I turned the change in my bag into 26 dollars and 2 cents. No wonder it was so heavy. Then we picked up our Ginger friend and got frozen yogurt and camped out in the parking lot. Jess told him all about our day and as she was people drove by and were very impressed by the fact that I made 26 dollars. Then we screamed Godspell songs in the car until it was time to go home which made my throat hurt more than it did. On my way home I drove past my old house to admire it's convenience to suburban life. It may have been the tiniest house (width wise) but it sure was convenient...