The Case of the Farting Granny

Tonight we had a lovely night wilth Miss Bella while her mum and dad went out to a Christmas do. Although she's got measles and is not really very well she was still up for a few japes.

I was pretty amazed when she sneaked out her woopee cushion, put it on the floor behind her granny and stood on it, emitting a loud farting noise.

Who taught her to do that?

Unfortunately the joke was lost on me - I'm used to it!

That girl will go far.