Growing old disgracefully

By GOD

ON DUTY

Up at son and heir's house this evening, performing a number of maternal duties that were not included in the job description. These included helping him slice up and freeze this cake - a farewell gift from the Recovery Cafe where he has been volunteering. It's gluten free and quite delicious - well, there wasn't going to be enough room in the freezer, was there?

Then I went next door brandishing a cat box and announced, 'I've come for my boy' like Pa Clanton - should have said 'the cat.' But then Hurricane is all boy, so they understood. He's been naughtily ingratiating himself with the neighbours.

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