Inn rules !

Spotted these hilarious rules in 'one' of my locals this evening- I've never noticed them before, for one reason or another !
My promise to stay out of the pub this week didn't last long and we ended up there straight after work.
I was celebrating scraping through my first ever presentation to staff- it was quite nerve wracking if I'm honest but I felt like I'd achieved something by the end. Even if it just was the courage to stand there in the first place.
The other half didn't work quite so late, so joined us for a couple of beverages before we headed back home, not before a few games- 3D noughts and crosses, draughts, dominoes and pool! Frivolous !